Thursday, December 11, 2008
KC Royals
Metro Sports
Royals
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Billy Ripken
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Jerry Sloan

Liberty Basketball
Liberty 59 Park Hill 32
I hope not...
Statement
STILLWATER, Okla. --
Ford says he had several conversations with the sophomore over the past week and determined that he lacked the commitment to make the program successful.
At 6-foot-11, Thomas was the main post presence on a Cowboys team that lacks depth inside. He was benched for Oklahoma State's 83-65 loss at Washington last week and replaced in the starting lineup by senior Anthony Brown.
Thomas had been averaging 8.3 points and 3.9 rebounds while starting the first seven games for Oklahoma State (5-3).
Monday, December 08, 2008
Prince?
Associated PressCHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. --
Mike Groh was among three assistant coaches who resigned in a shakeup brought on by his father's annual review, Al Groh said in a statement Monday. He said assistant head coach and defensive backs coach Steve Bernstein would retire and defensive line coach Levern Belin intended to pursue other opportunities.
"There are no scapegoats here," Al Groh said in the statement after commending the coaches for their commitment to the university. "The head coach is responsible for the team."
Liberty Basketball
Quote
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
College Basketball Hall of Fame
He was that way the entire night, humble and down to earth.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Don Meyer article
Of course I recognize a personal bias, but I believe coaching is the greatest and most important profession in the world. The logic is this...Coaching is teaching and teaching is coaching. Although a doctor can perform a heart by-pass to save your life, didn't someone have to teach him how to do it?
This is a wonderful story about a "Coach," Don Meyer.
Make sure to read this article when time allows.
Don Meyer - ESPN - Buster Olney
Monday, November 17, 2008
Now this doesnt seem right...
I hope that you chose to read the article, there were a couple of interesting points in it. (sidenote: Did you know that Obama gave up smoking before running for President?)
Here's my point...
Don't you think it would be completely opposite of what the article states? Wouldn't the President need more access to information, emails, text messages, etc. Wouldn't he be more protected by laws?
I found this to be an interesting article. President Bush has not emailed since 2001. Could you imagine going 8 years without emailing?
Make sure to check out the article and let me know what you think.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
MLB - Manager of the year
In the history of the Manager of the year award, there has NEVER been a unanimous selection.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Come on Mr. President...


Friday, November 07, 2008
Obama
Being able to stay up and watch Obama's speech at Grant Park was pretty cool.
I made sure to save the front page of the KC Star Wednesday morning.
BBall
We're starting our basketball season on Monday, November 10th. A pretty good birthday present for me...
We're super excited about the possibilities with this team. We have veterans and youth. We have big and small. We have athletic and not athletic. We have coachable and non-coachable. We have attitudes and ego's. We darn near have it all...
I'll simply make this point, somewhat in reference to my last post about Ron Prince (style over substance).
We should have a great team. We should make a good run at a Final 4. Starting November 10th, I'm done talking about it, and ready to start doing it.
Thoughts
Ron Prince went 16-18 to this point in his time at Kansas State. Is that worthy of being fired? Probably not. Not at a place that was deemed to have had one of the "worst football programs in history."
It is worth mentioning that K-State fans are extremely spoiled because of what Coach Snyder did. There are certainly unrealistic expectations to match Coach Snyder.
Let this be clear, I don't think that Ron Prince was fired because of his 16-18 record, I think he was fired for the right reasons.
This guy was fired because he couldn't hold onto any quality assistants.
This guy was fired because he made those same assistants run stadium's.
This guy was fired because he didn't think it was important to hold onto an equipment manager.
This guy was fired because he couldn't get his players to buy in.
This guy was fired because he made those some players run at 3:00am after flying back from a game against Louisville.
This guy was fired because he couldn't deliver the big time recruits.
This guy was fired because he couldn't develop relationships with HS coaches.
This guy was fired because he was loosing season ticket holders.
This guy was fired because he wasn't bringing in enough money into an athletic department that depends on football.
Ultimately, this guy was fired because he had a lot of style and not much substance.
I listed some of the reasons why I believe he was fired. Notice that NONE of it had to do with his record? Indirectly, sure some of that stuff plays into it. Ron Prince wasn't fired because he was 16-18, he was fired because he wasn't making any progress. I think that Ron Prince is an extremely intelligent man. I think that he probably is a terrific coordinator.
I don't know if anyone could have come in from outside the "Snyder family" and have success.
My only thought is this...it took Bill Snyder 18 years to build the program, did it take Ron Prince only 2 and 3/4 years to tear it down?
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
KSU - Prince - OUT
Obviously, I have quite a lot of thoughts. I'll post soon.
Take a look!
This is just one example of the amazing work one of my buddies has done.
James Roberts article
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Pet peeve
One of them takes place at the high school everyday.
Kids who "share" ipod headphones. One has one in their right ear, the other has it in their left ear.
Bothers me...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Coach MAC
Believe it or not, that's not what I said...that's from Nate McMillan of the Trailblazers.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Portland Trailblazers

You thought those "team dinners" that you had in high school were pointless, right?
Check out the following link.
Nate McMillan connecting with his guys
Charles Barkley
This is a great article about what he's doing, and what his plans are...
Charles for Governor
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Obama and Sports
This is a short read, worth the time...
ESPN The Mag, Obama article
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Davidson Basketball
This is a great story about their Coach, Bob McKillop.
College basketball has a uniquely identifiable culture/livelihood and it's rare to see someone break from it.
Andy Katz story on Bob McKillop
Tampa Bay
The Tampa Bay Rays were 200-1 odds to win the World Series...
Manny
*Does someone want to tell him that gas is going down...
"I want to see who is the highest bidder. Gas is up, and so am I."
Monday, October 20, 2008
Hard to believe Part II
If you can believe this...
Spurrier, SEC clear official in collision with South Carolina QB Garcia
collision between South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia and umpire Wilbur Hackett Jr. in Saturday's loss to LSU has drawn a lot of attention over the past two days, but Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier says Hackett did nothing wrong.
Hackett, a former linebacker at the University of Kentucky from 1967-70, ended up making contact with Garcia after the Gamecocks' QB rolled to his left and headed for the end zone in the second quarter. Hackett and Garcia collided at the 5-yard line as the LSU defense closed in.
"He was trying to get out of the way," Spurrier said of Hackett, according to The State in Columbia, S.C. "Stephen sort of cut back right into him. Sometimes that will happen."
When contacted by ESPN's Joe Schad, the Southeastern Conference office said after reviewing the play, it believes the umpire was in appropriate position. A spokesman said the umpire raised his arm to defend himself after a change of direction by the runner.
Garcia took over at the LSU 8 after a 46-yard interception return by Carlos Thomas. On first and goal, Garcia started running to his right before the hole on the line closed. He then rolled to his left and cut upfield, where he ran into Hackett.
Three plays later, Mike Davis scored on a 1-yard run to give South Carolina a 17-10 lead it would hold at halftime. LSU scored two second-half touchdowns for a 24-17 victory.
Chiefs
I'll simply make this point...
We keep hearing, "young team", "rookies getting experience", all of that...
The Chiefs have the same average age as the Green Bay Packers (look up their record).
It points to 2 things...
1) The need for a stable QB
2) The amount of excuses that people will make for under performing and incapable millionaires.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
KC Royals
John Gibbons, former Toronto Blue Jays manager, and Kevin Seitzer, former D-Backs hitting coach and Royals All-Star.
Seitzer is obviously a fan favorite (my personal favorite as a kid) and brings credibility b/c of the name and proven MLB playing experience. I am hopeful that he can help the hitters with a more disciplined approach, (Something Moore and Hillman want).
With Gibbons, you get a guy who just completed 4.5 seasons as the lead man of an MLB team. This can only help Hillman's development as a manager and the credibility in the locker room. Hillman said the perfect thing in today's KC Star, “I think Gibby’s experience is going to be a big help to our team and, specifically, me as a manager,” Hillman said.
As I'm sure you can remember, I posted about Ron Prince and the arrogance and selfishness of how he put together his staff. I view this as the complete opposite. They ACKNOWLEDGED and ADDRESSED shortcomings.
This is only going to help the franchise. I am extremely happy with the moves.
I don't think it's possible, but consider me a bigger Royals fan today than I was yesterday.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Eric Musselman's Basketball notebook
Emuss.blogspot.com
*No matter your profession, I would bookmark this blog and check back frequently. There is many motivational thoughts and ideas.
The person who runs it, Eric Musselman is a former NBA Head coach of both the Golden State Warriors and the Sacramento Kings. I have followed Musselman's career ever since he was an assistant with the Atlanta Hawks and he would come on the Jim Rome radio show for interviews.
I sent Coach Musselman an article I thought he would find interesting. I was more than flattered when I checked the website later that afternoon that he had posted it for the world to see, giving me credit (scroll down the blogpost to see it).
Thanks to Coach Musselman for his humility and flattery. I hope I can accomplish half of what he has.
KSU update
There are some problems in the 'Hat! KSU has some rebuilding to do.
According to the Big XII rankings in the KC Star (today's edition).
KSU is 11 which isn't good news...but the good news is, they're playing the team ranked #12...
Should be an interesting road tilt for the fighting Princesses'
Friday, October 03, 2008
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Wisconsin Basketball
(If you'd rather have the link: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print?id=3616868&type=story)
Student, athlete, husband, father: UW's Marcus Landry, in a nutshell
By Dana O'NeilESPN.com
MADISON, Wis. -- Moriah Landry grabs one throw pillow and then another, stacking the cushions on top of her father's head. Clearly proud of her creation, the 2-year-old scampers up her daddy's shoulders and plops herself on top of the pillows.
The queen of the roost has found her perch.
Not 30 minutes earlier and only 10 miles away, sleepy-eyed Wisconsin basketball players shuffled out of the Kohl Center and returned to their dorm rooms and apartments. Their hour-long weightlifting session was over and the campus, still under a shroud of fog this Monday, was just stretching awake at 8 a.m.
Like his teammates, senior Marcus Landry headed home, too.
He turned the lock on his apartment door to find 3-year-old Marcus (everyone calls him M.J.) brushing his teeth in the bathroom and already itching to play Wii. Moriah was sleeping but woke minutes later to climb her daddy's head; and in the back bedroom 1-month-old Makaylah made her presence known, fussing loudly for her bottle.
"It's a little bit more than the average student-athlete,'' Landry laughed.
Ya think?
The next time a student-athlete whines about the grind of coursework and Division I athletics, someone ought to hold up Landry's picture -- not the head shot in the media guide; the one hanging on his wall. You know, the one with his wife and three kids.
Landry, a senior co-captain and second-team All-Big Ten selection, is carrying 12 credits, a top-25 basketball program and the weight of a young family on his broad shoulders.
"Oh my God, I can't imagine it,'' said teammate Joe Krabbenhoft, godfather to Makaylah. "It's hard enough for me managing my studies and basketball and a little bit of a social life. I can't even imagine. We go home and lay on the bed and he goes and puts kids to bed.''
It's the perfect morning to roll back over and go to sleep. The fog blanketing Madison is so thick that even if the sun were up, you wouldn't know it.
That the sun isn't yet up -- well, that makes the snooze button all the more enticing.
Landry yanks himself out of bed sometime before 6 a.m. -- "too early" -- and heads over to the Kohl Center for his weightlifting session. Outside, the campus is quiet save for the heartiest of hardy joggers. Inside, the only noise in the building is the clang of the barbells as they hit the floor.
This is a big year for Landry. A full-time starter for the first time last season, he rewarded coach Bo Ryan by finishing third on the team in scoring and rebounding. Always strong from 15 feet in, he developed a reliable outside shot that only improved as the season went on, and he was named most outstanding player at the Big Ten Tournament.
He knows that nothing shy of everything in terms of his basketball future rides on this season. Landry could become the second NBA player in the family -- following in the footsteps of his big brother, Carl, who just finished his rookie season with the Houston Rockets -- or at least score a lucrative contract overseas.
Even more importantly, it is the potential financial boost for his family that drags Landry out of bed. He and his wife, Efueko Osagie-Landry, who played at Marquette, are struggling to make ends meet. Their apartment is paid for as part of Landry's scholarship; grants help, as does support from Landry's family and brother, but raising three kids on what is essentially no income forces even the most creative parent to find new ways to stretch a dollar.
Parks, zoos and fishing trips fill up the summer. Coloring books and trips to Daddy's home games do in the winter months.
"We do a lot of praying,'' said Osagie-Landry, who graduated in 2006.
Wisely, Landry isn't putting all of his faith in basketball.
After his weightlifting session ends at 7:30 a.m., he pokes his head into the Fetzer Student-Athlete Academic Center. His advisor, Toni O'Keefe, is already in her office. Blessed with an ear for voices -- she can tell it's Landry down the hall and around the corner, though he barely speaks above a whisper -- and a penchant for detail, O'Keefe goes over Landry's coursework for the week.
He's on top of what's expected of him -- he'll graduate at the end of the summer with a degree in life sciences communication -- but admits that with so much to juggle at home, he has to be ever-mindful.
He fell into the academic abyss once, and isn't interested in dipping his toes in again. Midway through an impressive freshman season, Landry was declared academically ineligible. The missed semester was the final straw in a mental shake-up Landry needed.
Looking at Marcus Landry now -- husband and father of three at the age of 22 -- begs an obvious question: Were you always so mature?
To which Osagie-Landry belly-laughs an answer: "That's funny."
"Let's just say he's come a long way,'' Ryan offers with a smirk.
The bass guitar leaning against the wall is just too tempting. Moriah Landry gently touches the strings once, twice, a third time. She's not supposed to. It's Daddy's guitar and she knows it's off limits, but she's 2 and it's shiny and it's sitting right there.
Finally, one touch too many sends the guitar on a slow-motion dive to the floor. Moriah looks up at her daddy. On cue, he directs her to her room.
Without argument, she toddles off.
"They listen to him definitely better than me,'' Osagie-Landry says. "He's the disciplinarian.''
To anyone who knew Marcus Landry say, three years ago, that's would have been downright laughable. Landry wasn't a bad kid, just a playful one; the kind who loved to wrestle with his brother until the pictures fell off the walls and who was happily, gleefully and blissfully selfish.
He and his siblings grew up breaking hoops on the driveway rim, with Carl, Marcus and little sister Shenita (now a senior forward for Temple) going at it in heated games of one-on-one.
"I'm good at discipline,'' Landry jokes, "because I had a lot of it growing up.''
Between his academic suspension and starting a family, it was as if Landry was handed a how-to book on growing up.
Each pried Landry's eyes open a little wider, but none perhaps more than Osagie-Landry. The two met when she came to Milwaukee (Landry's hometown) as a freshman and joined Landry's grandfather's church. They didn't start dating until two years later, when Landry left for Wisconsin in 2004.
"I'm the type the less you want me, the harder I work,'' Landry said. "She wouldn't give me the time of day.''
As silly and playful as Landry was, Osagie-Landry was that serious. A double-major at Marquette, she was always an old soul who wore responsibility with ease.
"We roomed together freshman year,'' Krabbenhoft said. "When he met Efueko, he told me 'This is gonna be my wife.' I'm like, 'C'mon.'
The couple married April 22, 2006, and a month later, Moriah arrived. More than a handful of people told them they were crazy. They certainly wouldn't have been the first to raise a family without walking down the aisle, but both are faithful churchgoers -- Landry plays the bass at a Madison church and at his grandfather's church in Milwaukee -- and believed getting married was not only the right thing to do; it was what felt right.
After she had Moriah, Osagie-Landry played an entire season, often living off the fumes of two hours of sleep. She rearranged her schedule, taking only night classes so that her teammates and Landry's mother could watch the baby.
And she still helped Marquette to the NCAA Tournament, averaging 5.3 points and 5.5 rebounds, and graduated with degrees in communications and sociology.
"I don't like to be pie in the sky, but I do believe it's not coincidental that when [Landry] got married, things changed,'' Ryan said. "He's gotten more mature in every aspect of his life.''
Marcus and Efueko are a content couple, if occasionally shell-shocked at all they have to handle at a young age.
They have a decent division of labor: He does the baths; she does most diapers. An excellent cook who can whip up something out of what seems a cabinet full of mixed-up canned goods, he makes dinner whenever time allows (he dreams of hosting a cooking show on ESPN in which athletes get to show off their famous dishes and compete in cook-offs).
It's not easy, especially on Osagie-Landry, who is a stay-at-home mother and often finds herself home alone with three kids and no car.
But it's generally entertaining.
During a film session last season, as assistant coaches pointed out the players' mistakes, the Badgers could hear M.J. reciting the dialogue to "Happy Feet" as he watched the movie in the back of the room.
"They're telling us what we did wrong,'' Krabbenhoft said, "and you can hear M.J. back there singing and saying all the words. It was hysterical.''
At noon, Landry reluctantly kisses his family goodbye and heads back to campus.
This time as he drives, his own music pumps from the speakers. On the way home in the morning, he didn't realize he was listening to a Dora the Explorer movie until he pulled into the apartment-complex parking lot.
"It happens all the time,'' Landry says. "I don't even notice.''
This being preseason and this being Monday, he and his teammates will "run the hill,'' a conditioning drill that Ryan has turned into something of a Wisconsin hoops rite of passage. Today's segment calls for 16 trips up the hill.
Nursing an injured groin, Landry runs 12 and walks four.
At 4 p.m., the team sits through a quick media seminar in which Landry -- affectionately called "Old Man'' by his teammates -- tries like mad to make the others laugh as they do mock interviews.
The seminar goes longer than expected, forcing Landry to bolt across campus for his one class of the day, rural sociology. Today's discussion is whether or not the term "community" is still viable. As the professor weaves his way through the lecture, he asks the class of about 150 who are some of the most powerful people in Madison. Landry laughs and mutters to himself, "Bo Ryan."
A classmate turns around and laughs.
Finally at 5:30 p.m., nearly 12 hours after he first woke up, Landry's day is over.
It's also just beginning.
The kids and Osagie-Landry are itching for Daddy to get home. They're hitting the mall tonight to buy Mommy a Wii Fit and the kids some dinner. But before they can get out the door, the packing-up-the-kids-waltz begins.
M.J. wants to wear his light-up Spiderman shoes; Landry prefers the mini Air Jordans. Daddy wins the battle, but a grumpy little man convinces him it's not worth the war. Off go the Jordans; out comes Spidey.
In the meantime, Osagie-Landry is chasing Moriah into her clothes and a hairdo. Makaylah sleeps contentedly on the sofa.
Then it's time to pack the diaper bag: Out go the old wipes, in go the new; along with two bottles, an extra blanket, diapers and a bib. If they could squeeze a generator in the bag, you get the feeling they would.
"You know the one thing we need is the one thing we won't pack,'' Osagie-Landry says with a laugh.
Makaylah is stuffed into her car-seat carrier while Landry fetches the new double stroller from the kids' bedroom. M.J. has picked a movie to watch in the car, and Moriah is clinging to a Dora doll. A quick hunt yields a missing pony she wants to bring as well.
Finally, they are out the door. Landry reloads the car seats and the kids climb in, ready for a mini-adventure.
Baths, stories and bedtime still await. Somewhere down the road, the promise of sleep teases the grown-ups like an impossible-to-reach dream.
"Moriah, you need a tissue,'' Osagie-Landry says. "We forgot to pack the tissues.''
Dana O'Neil covers college basketball for ESPN.com and can be reached at espnoneil@live.com.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
KC Royals
They finished the month of September 18-8, which put them overall at 75-87, a .463 winning percentage.
It looks like they will have the 10th pick in next June's amateur draft (by my calculations).
My thought is this...
Was the month of September just a fluke? Most baseball people say not to pay attention to September because teams are packing it in, playing younger players and resting their veterans.
So now, instead of getting a top 5 pick, the Royals are set for the #10 pick. Is there that big of a difference? Did they hurt themselves by playing better baseball? I don't know...
Maybe there will be less pressure to draft a "can't miss" prospect.
I do know this...I'll take the winning September.
Monday, September 29, 2008
KSU Football
K-State safety Chandler arrested
By JEFFREY MARTIN The Kansas City Star
Kansas State senior safety Gary Chandler was arrested early Sunday morning in Manhattan, Kan., and charged with driving on a revoked license and obstructing the legal process.
According to the Riley County Police Department, Chandler was stopped driving a Chevrolet El Camino with a passenger in the rear bed, which is a violation. Chandler initially gave false identification, but upon giving his real name was found to be driving on a revoked license.
Chandler, the Big 12 Defensive Newcomer of the Year in 2007, has played in four games this season, recording 11 tackles. But he didn’t have a tackle in Saturday’s victory against Louisiana-Lafayette. He was listed as Courtney Herndon’s backup for this weekend’s Big 12 opener against Texas Tech
Baseball
Just this weekend I told Melynda that my next blogpost was going to be about MLB's dip in homeruns.
Seemingly, no one would talk about it.
This is a great article from the AP that says it much better than I could...
Associated PressNEW YORK -- Home runs in the major leagues dropped this year to their lowest level since 1993, and Angels center fielder Torii Hunter thinks he might know why.
"I think the steroid testing has something to do with it," he said. "If there were any guys who were taking it, they're not taking it anymore. I'd say it's a small percentage, but of course it's going to have an impact."
An average of 2.01 home runs per game were hit this year, down from 2.04 in 2007. The average hadn't dropped that low since 15 years ago, when it stood at 1.78, according to the Elias Sports Bureau.
The homer high of 2.34 was set in 2000, and the average stood at 2.14 in 2003, the last season before drug testing with penalties began.
Miguel Cabrera topped the American League with 37 homers, the fewest for any league champion since Fred McGriff hit 35 for San Diego to win the 1992 NL title. It was the lowest total for an AL champ since McGriff had 36 for Toronto in 1989.
"I think it's the bigger stadiums," Cabrera said.
The average was virtually the same in both leagues, but the power drop wasn't as evident among the NL leaders. Philadelphia's Ryan Howard hit 48 homers and topped the majors for the second time in three seasons.
"I think there are a lot of smaller fields in the NL and a lot of bigger fields in the AL," Hunter said. "Teams are starting to get away from trying to just swing hard and hit it out of the park. They're more about getting guys over. They're starting to come back to the way baseball has been played in the past."
With 118 runs, Boston's Dustin Pedroia had the lowest total for an AL leader in a non-shortened season since Detroit's Tony Phillips (114) in 1992.
Alex Rodriguez's .573 slugging percentage was the lowest for an AL leader since Ruben Sierra's .543 for Texas in 1989 and Josh Hamilton's 331 total bases were the fewest to top the AL in a non-shortened season since Kirby Puckett's 313 for Minnesota in 1992.
"You're not going to get cheap home runs because it doesn't seem like the ball's jumping off the bat as much," the Angels' Mark Teixeira said. "I can feel the ball being a little softer. I can feel the seams being a little raised and the leather not being as tight."
Matt Bryant
Matt Bryant choked back tears.
A day after burying his 3-month-old son in Texas, the Tampa Bay kicker booted three field goals to help the Buccaneers beat the Green Bay Packers 30-21 on Sunday.
"I don't know what I needed today," Bryant said. "It worked out OK. Could've been better, but given the circumstances it turned out OK."
Bryant's youngest son, Matthew Tryson, was found dead at home in Tampa on Wednesday. It will be several weeks before the kicker and his wife learn the cause of death.
Bryant didn't practice all week, and coach Jon Gruden left it up to him to decide if he would play.
"The biggest thing for me, I wanted to honor Tryson's name," Bryant said. "I mean, I don't think it was very fair for his life to end so short. This is the best way I believe I could get out and honor him. I miss him and wish he was here, but he was here with me. He helped out."
Bryant kicked field goals of 23 and 36 yards in the second quarter. His 24-yarder, with 2:26 to go, finished a six-minute drive and put the Bucs ahead for good, 23-21.
"Today was his day," Bryant said. "It was all about Tryson for me. I talked with him, personally, in my head throughout the game. I just wanted to remind him that he's my baby boy and that he's with me all the time."
The Bucs awarded a game ball to Bryant, who has rebounded from a subpar preseason to play an important role in two of Tampa Bay's three victories. He kicked a winning field goal in overtime last week at Chicago.
"If you really knew Matt, this really puts a human touch on everything that is going on in the football world," Gruden said. "This was an unexpected situation. This family is in total shock, and he flew back after a funeral to make the game-winning kick."
Punter Josh Bidwell is Bryant's best friend on the team.
"He's proving right now, more than ever, that he's one of the best in the business. Regardless of his preseason and the struggles that he went through, this is who he is -- he's a gamer," Bidwell said.
"And he came out here and did his job for us, and I think it was therapeutic because he knew we were going to play hard for him. That was the message given to him, even when we were down, that we were going to get this done for you."
Wal-Mart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women... she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed belowand are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floorleading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. Octob er 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed. 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least,
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! there's no toilet paper in here.'
Regards,
Tom Richards
Walmart Manager
Friday, September 26, 2008
Engagement pictures
http://jnelsonphoto.com/photolife/chris-melyndas-kansas-city-engagement
Chris
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Time with Deane
Most recently Mike Deane, Head Coach at Wagner University, stopped by.
Coach Deane is unlike any other person that I have ever been around. I very much enjoyed our three hours together.
What I realized about Coach Deane is a quality that I wish more people possessed. Humility. Coach has spent 23 years in Division 1 basketball and his Rolodex is probably similar to my "idols" list. Coach Deane and three of us at Liberty went out for dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings and he shared some awesome stories and amazing laughs. Coach treated us with amazing respect, as if we were friends.
Although I probably won't use his vocabulary, I certainly will use his humility.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Prince and KSU

In 2006, Ron Prince was hired to replace coaching legend Bill Snyder. In Prince's defense, the only person who could adequately replace Snyder might have been Vince Lombardi.
Former KSU AD Tim Weiser went out of his way to "make a splash" when he hired the former Virginia Offensive Coordinator. There were numerous reports of who were actual candidates. Leavitt, Venables, etc...
After the initial shock of the hire I thought to myself, "KSU is a unique job, maybe this is the right guy". I checked the internet pages and newspapers every single day so that I could see what Prince's first move was. Then came the announcement that Tim McCarty was going to be "Assistant Head Coach". Immediately I went to McCarty's bio. McCarty came from being the head coach at East Central Oklahoma. Ok, well, maybe he has another connection to big time athletics. "McCarty turned Tabor College into a NAIA power". Hmmm, well, if this is your #1 guy, I would think he would have more experience at the highest level. Then I realized that McCarty coached Prince at Dodge City Community College. No, not as the Head Coach, as an assistant.
So let me get this straight. A guy who has NEVER been a Head Coach, Prince, hired a guy, McCarty, who was an assistant in Junior College, a Head Coach in NAIA and a Head Coach in Ada, OK.
Perhaps the reason McCarty was hired was so Prince wouldn't feel threatened by someone who is more competent? How else can you explain the outmatched staff at Kansas State? How else can you explain so much staff turnover? Perhaps he is difficult to work for?
Just for a point of reference, some of Bill Snyder's past assistants, Bob Stoops, Jim Leavitt, Mark Mangino, all coach at BCS conference schools. They said that Snyder was extremely tough to work for. Everyone knows about the hours and detailed preparation stories that follow Snyder. All three of those former KSU assistants are powering Top 25 programs in NCAA D-1. Not Ada, Oklahoma.
Then I noticed the next change of the football program. The "image". A new website, inside.kstatesports.com. A change in the uniforms. A dinner to talk about upcoming recruits. Preference as to what kind of food is served in the stadium. Decals on the back of the helmets. The walk into the stadium.
Then, perhaps the thing that struck the biggest chord with me. Prince fired longtime equipment manager of 28 years, "Shorty" so he could bring in his own guy. You know the worst part about it? Prince responded to booster's criticism with a 5 page email. (I'm trying to figure out how to attach it. If you want it, send me a comment/email, and I'll send it to you) Is he that sensitive to criticism? Shouldn't you be preparing your football team, not writing a thesis to a booster?
I have heard that upon return from the Louisville game, Prince made his team condition from 3am-4:30am. This is the same guy who makes his own Coaches run. If he demands accountability from his players and coaches, what kind of accountability does he demand upon himself?
The bottom line is KSU doesn't have Snyder nor do they have Lombardi. They have a Prince, in name only.
Sporting News
They do a terrific job getting wide ranging articles.
Check it out at : sportingnewstoday.com
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Is anyone out there...?
I will begin updating soon. I promise!
Friday, May 16, 2008
a Daughter...
This "Coach" should be the football coach, not the Pom coach...
Staley Dance Team Constitution
2008-09
I. Purpose
II. Rehearsals
III. Performance
IV. Summer Requirements
V. Dancewear and Uniforms
VI. Finances/Fundraising
VII. Honor Code of Conduct
I. Purpose
A. The Staley Dance Team is an auditioned performance/spirit group. Dancers are selected in the spring and must meet all requirements until graduation of the following year. The purpose of this group is to foster:
* Self Discipline - Self Respect - Self Worth
* Responsibility and dependability within each dancer
* Organizational Skills
* A standard of excellence in performance
* Teamwork
* Each dancer as a positive role model and as an ambassador for Staley High School.
B. The Student Handbook is part of this constitution. Students are expected to know the rules of SHS and are required to follow them.
C. The rules stated in this constitution are not inclusive. All calendars are subject to change.
Dancers are expected to adjust their schedules and keep their parents informed.
II. Rehearsals
A. Dance Team is a full year commitment.
1. Summer Camp
2. All scheduled/mandatory practices and rehearsals
3. Any scheduled competitions
4. Any scheduled parades or special performances
B. Rehearsal Procedures. (These rules are not inclusive)
1. Dressed and ready to stretch by 2:45 pm.
2. Proper attire as instructed by the director. No baggy clothing, dance shoes required, clothing conducive to dancing.
3. All of your hair in pony tail.
4. NO JEWELRY (includes earrings, bracelets, necklaces, rings, ankle bracelets, belly button ringsand watches). There is no time available during a school year for piercing of body parts. Dancers who wish to pierce ears etc. must choose a time other than during the traditional school year. Band-Aids are not considered a solution for covering piercings.
5. Appropriate behavior and attitude.
6. Follow directions and respect the rights of others.
7. No tattoos are allowed to show during uniforms, costumes, or practice clothes.
8. Maintain little to no talking in rehearsal
9. Do not bring friends, family members or boyfriends to rehearsal.
10. Attend all rehearsals times and also on time.
11. Parents should notify the director before a student misses a rehearsal. It will be at the
director’s discretion to excuse or not excuse the absence.
12. No food or drinks (other than water) during rehearsal.
13. All dancers must COVER UP before leaving rehearsal. This will help prevent sore muscles and
also helps with staying healthy.
14. Dancers are to follow the instructions of the coach/assistant coach/captains without questions
or comments.
15. ‘Thank you’ is the correct response after each correction from the dancer to the coach, captain
or parent.
C. Examples of Unexcused Rehearsals/Performances
1. Any appointments (dentist, doctor, etc.)
2. Family reunions, outings, vacations etc.
3. Attending another function instead of rehearsal.
4. Missing because of a test the next day.
5. Work
6. Interviews of any kind
7. Benched, then not attending rehearsal/performance
8. Not attending because of injury or illness that does not prevent traveling.
D. Dismissal from practice
1. Inappropriate behavior
2. Failure to follow directions/instructions
3. Actions or manners that undermine the progress of the rehearsal
4. Repeated offenses after being warned
5. Inviting friends or boyfriends to practice
6. Negative attitudes that affect the team
7. Talking back or acting rude towards the coach
Any dancer continuously making the above infractions will be removed from the team.
III. Performance
A. Procedures
1. Dressed in full uniform, which includes shoes, hair, tights, poms etc.
2. All attire in good condition and properly worn.
3. No fingernail polish or jewelry. This includes acrylic nails. Nails that are longer than what is
required by the Missouri State Dance Team Association will need to be cut.
4. Performance make-up will be expected during all school performances and competitions.
5. Dancers are required to attend all performances
6. Follow all instructions given by the coach
7. Maintain a professional attitude while in uniform
8. Permission prior to the performance is required from the coach before leaving a performance
early.
9. Permission forms/medical release forms turned in on time.
10. Dancers are required to travel to and from performances with the team.
11. Dancers may never leave the team to sit with family/friends/boyfriends.
Failure to meet performance procedures will result in a benching.
B. Eligibility Requirements
1. Dancers must attend school the day of a performance or competition
2. Dancers must have the routine memorized to stay in the formation during all performances.
3. Individual/group fund raising will be mandatory to remain in good standing with the team and
also full participation required to perform
C. Benchings: Benchings are given for infractions of the rules and result in a dancer becoming
ineligible to perform in the next performance. The following are examples of infractions that will
result in a benching.
1. Any negative reaction to the coach or captain while giving instructions or comments.
2. Miss a performance - benched for the following performance.
3. Inappropriate behavior during the previous performance.
4. Wearing inappropriate practice clothes or not wearing appropriate dance shoes.
5. Late to anything dance team related
6. Work
7. Missing a practice or game (unexcused)
Disciplinary action from any teacher can result in a benching and the coach will determine the
length of the benching. The coach may choose to place any dancer on a probationary status if
that dancer is showing absenteeism in any classes, for problems that result in administrative
action, and/or for behavioral problems resulting in teachers disciplining the dancers. Dancers will
be removed from the team if they repeatedly demonstrate inability to follow school rules and the
classroom discipline from all teachers.
IV. Summer Requirements
A. Summer Practice
1. Summer practice for the team will begin August 4.
2. Dancers are required to be at all summer practices unless written notification is given. A parent
must sign the notice and give the dates that will be missed.
B. Dance Camp
1. A dancer must attend dance camp in order to remain on the team.
2. Place: Staley High School
3. Dates: August 4-6
4. Cost: $174.00
5. Any dancer failing to comply with the dance team constitution will be sent home. No refunds will be
given.
6. A non-refundable deposit of $50 must be turned in by May 2nd. Remaining balance is due by June 13th.
V. Dancewear and Uniforms
A. Rehearsal Clothes
1. All team members must have the required shoes, tights, performance/practice clothing.
2. Appropriate practice clothing must be worn to all practices.
3. Items that are purchased through the Dance Team must be paid in full before you can receive
them.
4. No physical contact allowed during practices or while wearing any clothing that has the Staley
dance team logo. This includes handholding, kissing, hugging etc.
B. Uniforms and Performance Costumes
1. Uniforms/costumes will be purchased from sponsorship and fund raising money.
2. Dancers are responsible for maintenance and the replacement cost if damaged.
3. Uniforms/warm up suits are to be worn only with the team and only with the director’s approval.
4. Correct accessories must be worn with every uniform.
5. Appropriate behavior is required while in uniform.
6. No physical contact allowed while in uniform.
7. Do not wear your uniforms or warm ups to school without director approval.
Tights and shoes must be in good condition.
(No runs, severe scuff marks, holes).
VI. Finances/Fundraising
1. Fundraising money is used to purchase the majority of items needed by the Dance team.
Participation is mandatory. Every dancer will participate in team assigned fundraisers.
Fundraisers that are not team assigned are optional for the dancer. Some competitions may
require each dancer to pay for transportation, hotel and/or competition entry fees. Some
fundraisers may require each dancer to bring in soda, water, etc.
2. Some fundraisers may require a dancer to recruit help, i.e. parents, siblings, grandparents, etc.
3. Scheduled Fundraisers for this year will be posted as soon as they are scheduled
4. Fundraising money will be used for uniforms, transportation, choreography, etc
VII. Honor Code of Conduct
All dancers agree to follow these rules of conduct:
1. Respect your coach, parents, teachers and school.
2. Never speak disrespectfully about your teammates.
3. Never dishonor your teammates by dishonoring yourself.
4. Follow the rules of SHS student handbook.
5. No smoking, drinking or drugs in or out of uniform.
7. Always tell the truth.
I ______________________________ have read the Staley High School Dance Team Constitution
and understand all that is required of me and I agree to the terms of the constitution. I realize that I
am a becoming a role model for other students and agree to conduct myself in a manner that will
make my parents, teachers, and administrators proud. I am aware that I must demonstrate
knowledge of this constitution before I am allowed to perform.
__________________________________ ______________
Signature Date
I have read the Staley High School Dance Team Constitution and understand all the requirements.
By signing this contract, I am giving my permission for ____________________________ to join
for the 2008-2009 school year. I understand my parental commitment and agree to the terms of the
constitution.
________________________________ _____________
Parent/Guardian Date
Monday, May 12, 2008
High school at its best...
As a girl, began talking to her friend during the video, I shot her a stare. Once she noticed she responded with, "Oh, dont even tell me to be quiet, b/c I probably wont".
My response: "Well, I won't tell you that then, but I will tell you to get out of my class and go sit in the hall and write a page to your teacher telling her why you weren't allowed to watch the video".
Point made...
Thursday, May 01, 2008
You might be wondering...
After I have the class working with a partner on their "Poems", I look up and notice that one student has taken the "dry erase solution" from the front of the room and squirted it into his partners face.
**Why didn't I think of this discipline method earlier?**
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Today in High School, continued...
"WOW, I like, I like, have mind powers..."
"I answered the who and the what in the first portion of the question, then it asked me about the what in the second portion. Wow, do you see how I beat the book, I knew what it was going to ask, I have mind powers"...
**No way does a High School textbook lead you into possible answers, nor does it try to provoke certain thoughts...**
Today in High School...
"What, wait? Can you repeat that?"...
Everyone turns and looks at the student...who had her iPod in, music blaring...
**Do you wonder why you couldn't hear me?...**
Monday, April 28, 2008
Overheard
1) A girl talking about how she has to write a paper, "I'm going to write mine over how I am not a religion, I don't believe in God".
2) A student, who just had a baby son born about 2 months ago, wont be allowed back in the house of his girlfriend for 2 weeks b/c, "That chick's mom got some crazy boyfriend and thinks I'm bad news. I'll wipe his a$$ out quick if he doesn't let me see my boy and my girl".
Sometimes, things just catch your attention...these would be the two that did today...
Oh, and right before I log off...
I'm subbing in a "Resource study hall", which is a self contained study hall for kids with special needs...
Check this interaction:
Student A: "I haven't had a very good day today"
Student B: "Why, what happened?"
Student A: "I just have to hang around a bunch of retarded kids"...
Now the conversation is on recycling...I think I'm done for the day...holy crap...
Golf
I was able to play 18 holes on both Saturday and Sunday at 2 different courses (by the way, I walked both times and it was a good workout,something I'm going to try to do the majority of the time I play). First time out I flirted with 100, second time out I was well under, probably mid 90's. For the first two times out, I was pleased.
Now it's time to perfect the swing b/c Friday I head over to Salina to play in a Tournament Saturday morning.
Only problem is now, I have no excuse if I don't play well...
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Job
I was hopeful that I would know something by today, but it sounds like I won't know anything for at least another week.
I suppose in times like these it's really important to have patience and faith.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Impatiently waiting...
Sooner the better!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Interview
I was able to interview for a Head Basketball job at a local high school. The process, the questions, the presentation, all contributed to a pretty sweet experience.
I am now in a wait and see mode, but am hopeful that I hear something soon.
They asked me a couple of really interesting questions, things to think about...
-If you had no restrictions in your life, what would you be doing?
-What are the two accomplishments you are most proud of?
- What would you say to a player who told you he wanted to be treated "fairly"
Just some things to think about, I know I thought they were all good questions, very thought provoking.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Thanks
He made it home on Tuesday, 8th, and is resting at home. He is about 70%, but is quickly gaining each day. We're all super excited that things have progressed as they have.
Thanks for those of you who do read, I am going to try to make an effort to update it more.
MAC
Monday, April 07, 2008
Update
My father had brain surgery on Thursday, April 3rd, to repair an aneurysm that had developed. He is resting comfortably in the hospital and is hopeful to be released middle of the week.
Prognoses is 100% full recovery and we are just super excited that it was detected.
Thanks for all of your thoughts and prayers, it's no wonder that he is doing so well.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Chili Cook-off
cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I
happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions
to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the
other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that
spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the
tasting, so I accepted".
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could
remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the
flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 -
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what
I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who
wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when
they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get
me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my
backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from
all of the beer.
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beermaid,
was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to
look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must
admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I
can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her
chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by
pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips
off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop
screaming.
Screw those rednecks.
CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of
spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and
garlic.Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,
sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will
eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except
that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a
snow cone.
CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI..
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
chili peppers at the last moment.
**I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3.
He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing
uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I
wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds
like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which
slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my
shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've
decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting
any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch
hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too
bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild
nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed
out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure
if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to
really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Bill Simmons
This article is taken from the Dec. 3 issue of ESPN The Magazine.
I love fatherhood for the little things. Like having the power to derail any tantrum with five simple words: "Wanna get some ice cream?" Like stepping in on those last few bites of grilled cheese because kids never finish a meal. Like being awakened each morning by a smiling kid instead of a blaring alarm clock. Like having my own mini-McMahon who laughs at every joke I make, especially if it involves flatulence.
As the old saying goes, children make us appreciate what we stopped appreciating long ago. (I don't know who said it, but it's been said. And if it hasn't been said, then please, let me say it.) Ever wonder why Larry King sired two more after turning 125 years old? Because he's selfish, that's why. He wanted those last chances to appreciate the little things.
I totally get that. In the past few weeks, I've relived the following experiences through the eyes of my 2½-year-old daughter: the joyous celebration after the Sox won the World Series (she loved watching everyone jump on each other); trick-or-treating; a first trip to the movies (she threw an impressive complete game at "Bee Movie"); and, finally, a first real live NBA game (Cavaliers at Clippers).
I most wanted to see her reaction to the game. She has actually liked hoops ever since it became part of her nighttime routine last spring. As far as she knew, our TVs could show only Red Sox games and NBA playoff games after 6 p.m. (See, I told you kids are great! They'll believe anything!) She gravitated toward basketball because of its colors and sounds, the running and jumping, the tattoos and chest-thumping and, most of all, the simplicity. Basically, players try to make the basketball rip through the net, and when they do, everyone applauds.
Now, here's where my demented genius comes in: I think that kids can be brainwashed to believe anything is fun as long as you seem excited about it. You could say to your child right now, "You know what we're doing later? We're heading to the yard to watch grass grow!" And if you sell it well enough, they'll be counting the minutes until the back door opens. Seriously. So when I asked my half-asleep daughter if she wanted to watch basketball in Daddy's bed, I made it sound more fun than mashing bananas with The Wiggles. In retrospect, I probably didn't need to sell it so hard. She was so happy to get called up to the majors (Mommy and Daddy's bed) and maybe get her head rubbed, too. But that's how she was introduced to basketball: I brainwashed her, lied to her and wore her down.
Fast-forward to the Nov. 11 Cavs-Clips game. When I asked if she wanted to go, I presented the offer as if I were suggesting we fly in a helicopter to eat M&M's on the moon. And I sold LeBron as a combination of Santa, Elmo and our UPS guy. After a few YouTube clips, she was hooked, screaming at her mom, " We're gonna go see LeBron!" Her excitement only amplified over the next few days. Meanwhile, I started to worry because 150 minutes is a long time to keep a child entertained. Could she make it through the third quarter? Could she even make it to halftime? Would she melt down like Fausto Carmona at Fenway?
As soon as we got inside the Staples Center, I immediately bought a bucket of popcorn that was bigger than Eddy Curry. (We learned at "Bee Movie" that a big bucket buys you 35 solid minutes, even if it might cause diarrhea later. Whatever.) We missed the national anthem but caught the pregame intros; she was transfixed when the arena went dark. We found our seats in time for the opening tip, and within about 3.2 seconds, she was on my lap and promptly entering " The ADD Zone," an inevitability for any little kid who is digesting too many images and noises at once. The Zone-Out -- and the Art Shell Face that accompanies it -- lasted for a good 10 minutes, just her staring straight ahead as she shoveled popcorn into her mouth. It was like the Raiders' 2006 team video.
She eventually emerged from her stupor and started to ask about the JumboTron, which she mistook for a giant TV. Could we touch it? (Um, no.) Was there a remote control? (Sadly, no.) After the 57th straight JumboTron-related question, I steered her toward LeBron. She was captivated as she watched him lope around, right up until she became distracted by the referees' whistles (she wanted one for herself), the substitution horn (she liked the way it sounded) and everyone who was eating and drinking around us ("Look, he has popcorn too").
She liked how the players huddled in a circle for timeouts, as well as my revelation that the players had their own " teacher" (the coach). She liked putting her drink in the cupholder that comes with each seat. In fact, she liked it so much she must have done it 735 times in 20 minutes. She was so delighted by the Clippers dancers that I'm more worried than ever about keeping her off the pole (every father's most important job). She loved clapping with the crowd after each Clippers basket, and she loved hearing the crowd boo and yell after a dubious nontraveling call on LeBron. And she got a special kick out of the guy behind us calling one of the referees a jackass. Really, she loved it all.
But two moments stand out above the rest. In the second quarter, LeBron swiped a pass and had a clear path right in front of us to a breakaway dunk. I nudged her eagerly -- watch this, watch this! -- as the crowd started buzzing and flashbulbs went off. When Bron-Bron delivered the goods with a hellacious double-clutch jam, everyone was delighted, including my daughter, who screamed out loud and giggled afterward. (She officially loves LeBron now. At least I think she does. She kept getting him confused with Larry Hughes and Daniel Gibson.)
The other moment occurred when the crowd improbably broke out the wave, quite possibly the single greatest moment of her young life. She loved watching it slowly ripple around the stadium, waiting for it to reach our section and then jumping up with her arms raised to yell at the top of her lungs. To be honest, I've always thought the wave was reprehensible. But not anymore. Anything that makes my kid that happy is fine with me.
Unfortunately, she threw only seven innings because of a Grady Little-level managerial mistake on my part: At halftime, we shared a large Sprite and one of those pretzels covered with cinnamon and sugar. I may as well have administered an eight ball. What was I thinking? By the end of the third quarter, after she'd turned into the Great Cornholio and started to sing " Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" at the top of her lungs, I knew we had to leave before she kicked a hole through the seat of the poor guy in front of us.
The good news: She threw a tantrum; she wanted to stay. I guess if I'd had a moment to reflect as I hauled my wailing child out of the Staples Center, I'd have realized the NBA had itself another fan. Instead, I had to stop the commotion: " Wanna get some ice cream?"
Monday, October 22, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Typical Soccer...
The Milan goalkeeper then turned to chase the fan before dropping to the ground. He was then carried off the field on a stretcher and replaced.
Celtic was fined $25,400 for the incident and will have to pay an additional $25,400 if it fails to control its fans again in the next two years.Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Good boyfriend...
GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- Florida safety Tony Joiner, a starter on the Gators' defending national champion football team, was arrested by Gainesville Police and charged with burglary on Tuesday, according to the Gainesville Sun.
Joiner is accused of going into an impound lot to retrieve his girlfriend's car at approximately 4:30 a.m. Tuesday. His girlfriend's car was being held at Watson's Towing, the Sun reported, in lieu of a $76 towing bill, according to the police report.
The police report said witnesses saw a man push open the gates of the towing service and drive a car out. As he was trying to close the gates, one of the witnesses confronted the man, who then drove the car back in the lot.
Police arrived and arrested Joiner, who has 17 tackles and an interception for the Gators, who travel to face No. 1 LSU on Saturday night. Florida lost to Auburn last weekend.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Bet you can't find us...
Suspects jump from Lewis and Clark Viaduct
A man and woman who were being chased by police were seriously injured after jumping off the Lewis and Clark Viaduct after midnight this morning.
The chase began at 11:44 p.m. at 18th Street and State Avenue in Kansas City, Kan., police said. Police pursued the two people, who were driving a car that was reportedly stolen the previous day, on Interstate 70 into Kansas City, Mo.
The two people then got out of the car and went over the side of the bridge. It is not known whether the man and woman were suspects wanted in the stolen car case.
The woman had life-threatening injuries, according to media reportsMonday, September 17, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Randy Shannon article
If you get a chance to pick up the September 10th issue of SI, check out the feature on Miami's Head Football Coach, Randy Shannon.
TERRIFIC read...
Update
I was in a Math class yesterday, doing Calculus..the only problem with this whole sub thing, is the kids are definitely smarter than I am.
At least I had that over them in Study hall...
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Yes, I am still alive...
I hope that you had as good of a summer as I did. A few highlights as to my summer.
-Spending it with Melynda.
-Golfing 20+ times.
-Spending the 4th of July in beautiful Colorado.
-Being the best man in my best friend TK's wedding.
-Moving into a new townhome.
-New 61' Samsung HDTV.
-Chiefs games, Royals games.
There is SOOO much that I am missing, but those were the first few that came to mind...
